Wow, I never thought i would actually get round to doing this (create a blog). At last i have a place to (potentially) share all the interesting and stimulating experiences of the past, present and (not withholding multiple imminent urban terrorist attacks)...future.

First off, a big up to my dear friend and twisted turntable linguist - Mr James Hyman - without his unfathomably ironic and inspirational (yet twisted) take on life, music, pop culture and strange human goings-on, i would not be publishing this today. As we would say (in our speak) Big up to the Trench Coat "d'ya-want- sum-crack-mon?" massif...

Ok next subject...yes...one of my favourite sleep deprivers of recent times (a good 3 months to get the depraved images out of my head with this one :-) Indeed, our over 70's favourite, the one and only www.crackwhorenightmares.com

Its true believe what they tell you!....you will be scarred (not scared but scarred...like when you cut yourself...) Having viewed one scene from this (at a friends house - wearing aviator's) - It was dark...and i mean dark!...darker than the falashas of ethiopia, darker than man bites dog, and even darker than that vish custard-chucking-waz-scene in "Bad Liutennant"...D. A. R. K ...were talking www.defvac.com/www.rotten .com dark - are you with me now??

Whatever you do, dont take a blind date to see any of the above....(like i did once - doh!)....i did think it was strange that we were the only ~couple~ left in the cinema that managed to make it through to the end of the film...safe to say i didnt pull that night....or ever see Yasmin again....

More later...gotta get back to work building missiles for the english government :-)